Official explanation

If you're my mum, dad or grandmother please turn off the internet now - this is not for your eyes.

a few weeks ago I had an accident. not majorly serious but bad enough that i needed stitches. through sheer embarassment i told my mates that i had taken a cricket ball in the thigh area, and the seam had broken the skin.

alas this isn't the truth. sorry guys.

three weeks ago I met a young lady (alright, a lady in the same epoch as me).
we hit it off in the pub, we went to her place.
during the act of intercourse, she got a bit rough and stabbed me in the thigh and groin area with what can only be described as a pointed metal stick. hence the feeling of total embarrassment and the lies. sorry guys - i'll try to be a bit more truthful about this.

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back to the land of the living

Hello folks.
it's me, back again and almost ready to start doing this again.
long story, short explanation. Been very unhappy at home and at work for a while. Only decided to write this as I am feeling slightly less pissed-off.

story so far:-
My cricket team are top of the league. only lost one game. good !
my work and home life have desintegrated around me - bad!

i may start communicating again soon.

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